The human body is an amazing machine, filled with complex inner workings and systems. We Stalecake-ians think that although the human body is really amazing it’s missing one crucial thing, easily accessible storage compartments. Why do marsupials get to have all the fun?
Don’t want to buy fancy bras with pockets? Or bother with making your own? (See the Instructables Bra Bag) A regular bra and cleavage may do in a pinch. Enough women are using bra straps to hold up their cell phones, that there are fears of getting breast cancer from them. There aren’t enough studies to say if it is safe or not, though some cell phone makers say phones should be kept at least half an inch away from your skin.
Of course, there are other areas on the human body that can hold important things – for women and men. Private and safe? Yes. Convenient? Hardly. Dangerous drug mule associations? Yes.
Maybe we’ll stick with the pocket bras.