Halloween is the most wonderful time of the year, full of ghouls, ghosts, tricks & treats. Screw Christmas. We love to dance to the sounds of Michael Jackson’s Thriller, to coo at the cute kiddie costumes, to gawk at the clever costumes that required minimal effort, and to be amazed at the balls-out efforts of those who TRULY love Halloween.

The Ultimate Sexy Costume

But none of these sexy costumes compares to the Sexy Vagina.

Yeah yeah, just get back to the candy!

OK, we all know that candy is the standard fare that is given out on Halloween, but some folks refuse to get with the program. They either refuse to get in the Halloween spirit or they are dentists. We Stalecake-ians have received some pretty goofy Halloween candy substitutes in our day. Asha’s favorite was a religious comic book that reveals that Halloween is Satan!

Braver people than us tried to give kids healthy treats (in the forms of fruit chews, tofu marshmallows, nori pops, and artichoke butter cups) and this is what happened:

We thought Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers were vengeful, but these disgusted kids are much scarier!

Speaking of horror movie villains…

Disclaimer: Asha is slightly obsessed with horror movies and this week’s poll reflects her obsession.